|PLEASE DONATE I'M POOR VER POOR |
and for commisions go up
i swear all i want is a premium member ship if you dinated I LOVE YOU
if the woman .
If the woman is a stone
bury her in blue water,
If the woman is a knife
rub her til she's sharp.
His voice is a rattle at the bottom of a tin cup.
His arms are spurs, and rusted
where metal pinches leather.
He shakes like a drum in firelight
with the last fist still fresh on his back:
ama sa'ni, she grow curved low like a horseshoe,
she pull stories from lamb wool, wrap up
our toes in cotton words,
I go walk on her clouds when I sleep.
Before the men with chins like rocks and the women
How to get Popular as an ArtistIVE FIGURE IT OUT!!!! GUYS!!! LOOK!!! DIS IS HOW YOU DO IT!!!!!
1. POOP Fanart
-BUT!!! It can't be just any fanart. It has to be the hype fanart. It has to be from the hottest shows, movies, and games around! ALSO DRAW CELEBS!! LIKE REEAL POOPULAR CELEBS! You don't have to be that good of an artist. Just draw fanart and SENPAI WILL NOTICE YOU!
2. DRAW WOLVES!!! (or a super cute/popular animal and put them in a gazillion colors... OH! Don't forget the stripes and pokey dots!!!)
-I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THEM! OMG! THEY MY DREAM!!!! I LUV YOU!!! WHoa, what... what you doing? IS THAT A HUMAN YOU DREW?? EWWWW!!! WHAT!!!! OMG!!! HOW DARE YOU NOT DRAW WHAT I LIKE!!! WHY YOU NOT DRAW WOLVES ANYMORE?? IF YOU DON'T DRAW WOLVES, I WILL UNWATCH YOU!!!! (basically every fandom has one of these guys)
3. DRAW THEM LADIES!!!! (or take pictures of them)
-No, they got to have melons!! YES!!! the melons!!! And a waist that makes you question if they have intestines!!! AND MMMMMM, them Angeline JOELEEE LIPS